The Little Old Lady

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 4:06:53

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
What happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
My front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young m an comes creeping up on
The porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good.. Nobody had done that since
My Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady :
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
Excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that
I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot the little bastard.

Post 2 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 4:09:05

My sister sent this to me so I wanted to share it.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 6:44:12

lol, thanks

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 15:31:48

lol; thanks for sharing.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 21:33:41

LOL that's great!

Post 6 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 10-Jul-2009 23:19:12

LMAO!!: that was halarious.

Post 7 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 9:04:02

hehehehhee. I thought he might have gone one step forward.

nice.

Raaj.

Post 8 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 18:43:26

Have heard this one before.

Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 11-Jul-2009 20:56:25

That's pretty funny. lol!